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Funny diet quotes
MadRascal
Oct 22nd 2013
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
JokersGrin
Oct 22nd 2013
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. - Mae West
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris


I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food. - Joy Behar
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